I found this in Wednesday's edition of USA Today. A reader made a parody of A Few Good Men and Roger Clemens while being investigated a federal grand jury for perjury in front of Congress.
The scary thing is, this scene is probably true for a lot of sports fans in the world. Just thought I would share that little diddy.
Clemens: You can't handle the truth! Coach, we live in a world that has the AL East. And the AL East has to be guarded by men with rockets. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Andy Pettitte? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for our team ERA, and you curse the pitching coach. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That the bullpen, while tragic, probably recorded saves. And my extistence, while grotesque on incomprehensible to you, puts fans in the stands. You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about in the clubhouse, you want me on the 'roids. You need me on the 'roids.
The scary thing is, this scene is probably true for a lot of sports fans in the world. Just thought I would share that little diddy.
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