Somebody get the duct tape!

The first time Agent Smith has Thomas Anderson detained, Agent Smith says, "Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call when you are unable to speak?" Following the line, Anderson's mouth is covered up with skin and he is unable to speak. Imagine the saying reworded this way, Coach Marinelli says, "Tell me, Mr. Kitna, what good is a press conference when you are unable to speak?" Yes, the "best quarterback" in the NFC North ran his mouth again about 10 wins. He did not guarantee 10 wins this year. He just stated that he would be disappointed if the Lions did not win 10 this year. Jon, I would be happy with 8 wins. Hell, I would be happy with a competitive football team week in and week out. I love the fact that you are confidence in your team (God only knows how). After being embarrassed last year, I would think that you would keep you bold predictions in the locker room. So yes, Coach Marinelli you have my permission to duct tape his mouth shut.

Come on Ozzie, did you not realize before you took over in Chicago that the city is a Cubs city. With the way that he went off, he will not endear himself to many more fans either. It is hard to believe that GM Ken Williams has much patience left for this hot head. Kenny it is time to get the duct tape or else let this guy go. Players and fans start to get numb to this kind of coach very quickly. The team has been under performing since their World Series title in 2005. He may not be getting through to his players anymore.

Actually, I do not think the world makes enough duct tape for PETA. The more appropriate action would to be probably put all of them in a lions cage and laugh at the dismemberment of their bodies. It was an unfortunate accident that happened this past Saturday in Kentucky, and nothing more. I do not think this is a cause they want to latch onto. In case anyone missed it, check out the Mike Tirico show podcast where he interviewed a PETA spokesperson. They did nothing but read from a card. Kudos to Tirico for really giving to her. And, no I do not want to see anyone dismembered by a lion.

I love three college football teams: whoever is playing Ohio State, whoever is playing Notre Dame, and the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN. The fat bastard Charlie Weis needs duct tape on his mouth, but then again their is probably not enough tape to go around his body. Man do I despise that university. This coming from a man who is trying to stay relevant, following his 3-11 record during the Irish's last 14 games dating back to 2006.