A Picture Can Say A Thousand Words!

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Questions & Answers

"Why are the Tigers 4-12 in May?"

"Since July of 2007, Gary Sheffield is hitting .179 with 4 HR and 18 RBI in 74 games. Why is he still in the lineup?"

"Why is Miguel Cabrera hitting .182 with runners in scoring position this season?"

"How has a team that was supposed to score close to a 1,000 runs this season already been shut out 7 times?"

"Why do the Tigers have the worst record in the American League?"

Jim Leyland's answer to the questions posed to him, "I'm totally out of answers. I don't know what to tell you."

Jim the answer is this: the Detroit Tigers have stopped responding to you. You need to find a way to make them respond to you. If that means, acting like Larry "Mt. Bowa" Bowa, then that is what you have to do. If that means getting rid of your pitching coach, who only once in his career had a team ERA below 4.00 then that is what you need to do. If that means, taking the high road out and quitting (remember Colorado) then that is what you need to do. Whatever the answer is, you must figure this out and figure it out fast, before Dave Dombrowski makes a decision. If fact it may already be too late. Mr. D may already be making some decisions for you at your meeting today. Yes, you are a 3 time Manager of the Year, but you own a career winning percentage of .496. Please do something fast.

Is it time for instant replay in Major League Baseball?

Yes and no. In no way shape or form, do I what instant replay calling balls and strikes. Out or safe would be an "I do not know". In the case of fair or foul, something needs to be done. In the world of incentive laden contracts, the difference between an umpires call of fair or foul may cost a player tens of thousands of dollars if not more at the end of the season.

If you were watching the Mets and Yankees on ESPN last evening, you witnessed first hand what replay could do for the game. Carlos Delgado of the Mets hit a ball down the left field line with runners on first and third. The ball carried down the line and hit the bottom of the "fair pole" (more on this below)and landed in foul territory. The third base umpire called the play a home run, but after conferring with the other umpires who were farther away the decision was made to call the ball foul. Delgado ended up singling in a run, but the point is the umpire did not make the correct call as replay ended up showing. If the point of conferring is to make the correct call, then replay would work in this instance.

Two pet peeves I have with baseball announcers or just people in genreal. Why do people say "pickle" or "foul line/pole"?

The proper term for both is "run down" and "fair line/pole". The first one is just laziness and not learning proper baseball lexicon, and the second one is just plain stupidity. When the ball hits the line or pole it is FAIR! Joe Morgan are you listening. Hence it is called a FAIR LINE/POLE.

All I can say is WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tyrannosaurus

Cy Young, Walter Johnson, Pete Alexander, Christy Mathewson, Pud Galvin, Warren Spahn, Kid Nichols, and Roger Clemens are names of pitchers in a very exclusive club. The "350 Win Club" has recently added another member, perhaps the last ever. The 4-time Cy Young Award winner Greg Maddux picked up his 350th win on May 10th with a 3-2 victory over the Colorado Rockies. In classic Maddux fashion, his stat line read like this: 6 IP, 0 ER, 0 BB, 1 K, 9 GB, and 6 FB. In his illustrious 23 year career he has a 3.12 ERA, 350 wins vs. 217 losses, 109 complete games, and 35 shutouts. He also has a knack for flashing the leather. Maddux has won the Gold Glove Award for pitchers every year since 1990 except 2003. Yes, that is 17 Gold Gloves, the most ever by any position player.

Like the King of the North American dinosaur in the picture, has North America seen the "350 Win Club" become extinct. I think we have seen the last member enter this club. In order to win 350 games, a pitcher has to average 17.5 wins over 20 years. That is a lot of wins per season by today's standards. With the advent of the 5 man pitching staff, and only throwing 6-7 innings per start, most pitchers would have to be on the mound 25 years to pick up number 350. Maybe the most compelling thing about this club is most of the members are extinct. Only 3 of the 9 members have pitched in the "modern era" of baseball. I consider the "modern era" to be post-Jackie Robinson. Following I will give a synopsis of each member of the club, and then mention some long-shots at the club.

Cy Young pitched from 1890 to 1911 for the Cleveland Spiders, St. Louis Perfectos, St. Louis Cardinals, Boston Americans, Boston Red Sox, and Cleveland Naps. In his 22 year career, the right-hander compiled 511 wins, an average of 23.2 wins per year. Cy was elected to the Hall of Fame in 1937. The best pitcher in the American League and National League is presented annually with the "Cy Young Award".

Walter Johnson pitched from 1907 to 1927 for the Washington Senators. The 2-time MVP picked up 417 wins in his 21 year career, an average of 19.9 per year. The right-hander still holds the record for most career shutouts with 110. "The Big Train" was an inaugural member of the Hall of Fame in 1936.

Grover Cleveland Alexander pitched from 1911 to 1930 for the Philadelphia Phillies, Chicago Cubs and St. Louis Cardinals. In 20 years, "Old Pete" picked up 373 wins, averaging 18.7 per year. The right-hander is 2nd on the all-time list of shutouts with 90. He was elected to the Hall of Fame in 1938.

Christy Mathewson is tied for 3rd on the the all-time win list with Alexander at 373. "The Christian Gentleman" pitched from 1900 to 1916 for the New York Giants. "Big Six" averaged 21.9 wins per year. "Matty" was an inaugural member of the Hall of Fame in 1936.

"Pud" Galvin pitched from 1875 to 1892 for the St. Louis Brown Stock, Buffalo Bisons, Pittsburgh Alleghenys, Pittsburgh Burghers, Pittsburgh Pirates, and St. Louis Browns. The right-hander won 364 games in his 15 year career, an amazing average of 24.3 per year. The right has something in common with Roger Clemens besides each being a member of the club - performance enhancing drugs. In 1889 Pud Galvin openly used the performance enhancing drug Brown-Séquard elixir, which contained monkey testosterone. He was elected to the Hall of Fame in 1965.

Warren Spahn pitched from 1942 to 1965 for the Boston Braves, Milwaukee Braves, New York Mets, and San Francisco Giants. The "Thinking Man's Pitcher" won 363 games in his 21 year career for an average of 17.3 per year. The only south-paw in the club won 1 Cy Young Award and was elected to 14 All Star games. He was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 1973.

Charles Nichols pitched from 1890 to 1906 for the Boston Beaneaters, St. Louis Cardinals, and Philadelphia Phillies. "Kid Nichols" won 361 games in his 15 year career for an outstanding average of 24.1 per year. He has the distinction of being the youngest person to the 300 win level. He was only 30 years old upon hitting that plateau. Kid was inducted to the Hall of Fame in 1949.

Roger Clemens pitched from 1984 to 2007 for the Boston Red Sox, Toronto Blue Jays, New York Yankees, and Houston Astros. "The Rocket" won 354 games in his 24 years, for an average of 14.8 per year. The 7-time Cy Young Award winner has 1 MVP and 11 All Star Game elections on his award mantle. Time will only tell if he is elected to the Hall of Fame.

Following are active pitchers who have at least 7 years of major league experience, at least 90 wins, and are 30 years old or younger. By contrast, through 8 years Greg Maddux was 27 years old with 115 wins for an average of 14.4 per year. Through 8 years, Roger Clemens was 28 years old with 134 wins for an average of 16.8 per year.

Roy Oswalt (4-3 5.05 ERA) may have the best chance of reaching 300 wins, but 350 seems very steep since he already is 30 years old. The Houston Astro righty has 112 wins in his first 7 years for an average of 16 per year. Oswalt has been selected to three All Star Games.

Barry Zito (0-7 6.58 ERA) has 113 wins in his first 8 years for an average of 14.1 per year. The 30 year old south paw has 1 Cy Young Award and is a 3 time All Star.

Mark Buehrle (1-5 5.81 ERA) has 107 wins in his first 8 years for an average of 13.4 per year. The 29 year old lefty is a 3 time All Star.

C.C. Sabathia (2-5 6.55) could have an outside chance at 300 as well, considering his age (27), but he lacks the consistency to join the club. The Cleveland Indian lefty has 100 wins in his first 7 years for an average of 14.3 per year. C.C. has 1 Cy Young Award and been elected to the All Star Game 3 times.

Johan Santana (4-2 3.10 ERA) has posted 93 victories in his first 8 years for an average of 11.6 per year. The 29 year old south paw has 2 Cy Young Awards and made 3 All Star game appearances.

Jon Garland (4-3 4.30 ERA) has 92 wins in his first 8 years for an average of 11.5 per year. The 28 year old Angel right-hander has made 1 All Star appearance.

As you can see, the preceding pitchers are very long shots to join the 350 Club let alone reach the 300 milestone. I think my extinction claim of the 350 Club will last for quite some time.

Somebody get the duct tape!

The first time Agent Smith has Thomas Anderson detained, Agent Smith says, "Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call when you are unable to speak?" Following the line, Anderson's mouth is covered up with skin and he is unable to speak. Imagine the saying reworded this way, Coach Marinelli says, "Tell me, Mr. Kitna, what good is a press conference when you are unable to speak?" Yes, the "best quarterback" in the NFC North ran his mouth again about 10 wins. He did not guarantee 10 wins this year. He just stated that he would be disappointed if the Lions did not win 10 this year. Jon, I would be happy with 8 wins. Hell, I would be happy with a competitive football team week in and week out. I love the fact that you are confidence in your team (God only knows how). After being embarrassed last year, I would think that you would keep you bold predictions in the locker room. So yes, Coach Marinelli you have my permission to duct tape his mouth shut.

Come on Ozzie, did you not realize before you took over in Chicago that the city is a Cubs city. With the way that he went off, he will not endear himself to many more fans either. It is hard to believe that GM Ken Williams has much patience left for this hot head. Kenny it is time to get the duct tape or else let this guy go. Players and fans start to get numb to this kind of coach very quickly. The team has been under performing since their World Series title in 2005. He may not be getting through to his players anymore.

Actually, I do not think the world makes enough duct tape for PETA. The more appropriate action would to be probably put all of them in a lions cage and laugh at the dismemberment of their bodies. It was an unfortunate accident that happened this past Saturday in Kentucky, and nothing more. I do not think this is a cause they want to latch onto. In case anyone missed it, check out the Mike Tirico show podcast where he interviewed a PETA spokesperson. They did nothing but read from a card. Kudos to Tirico for really giving to her. And, no I do not want to see anyone dismembered by a lion.

I love three college football teams: whoever is playing Ohio State, whoever is playing Notre Dame, and the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN. The fat bastard Charlie Weis needs duct tape on his mouth, but then again their is probably not enough tape to go around his body. Man do I despise that university. This coming from a man who is trying to stay relevant, following his 3-11 record during the Irish's last 14 games dating back to 2006.

Holy Cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I usually try to write about local teams and players on this blog, but I thought this person deserved a thumbs up for the month of April. In case you have not noticied, Larry (Chipper) Wayne Jones had an incredible month offensively for the Atlanta Braves. The 1999 National League MVP, has hit a very respectable 8 home runs and driven in 21 runs. Translation would be 40 home runs and 105 RBI's for the season. Excellent numbers, but the truly outstanding part of his April was his .410 batting average and 1.145 OPS. Chipper has a lifetime .308 average and .952 OPS. If the 5-time all-star even comes close to his April numbers, he may be adding a 2nd MVP to his trophy case. Tune into TBS to watch one of the truly great modern day ball players.

I have not written about the current Tigers team because they were not playing with the whole team. They should not have struggled as much as they did, but that is why 162 games are played. After going 2-8 through the 1st two weeks of the season and scoring a paltry 2.9 runs per game, the Tigers have rebounded to play .633 ball since while averaging 5.9 runs per game. They now have their table setter back in uniform. Curtis Granderson is probably the most important offensive player on the Tigers. He is the only 5-tool player on the Tigers. At stat to help that is, Granderson has scored 11 runs in the leadoff spot in 8 games. The Tigers scored 2 runs from the leadoff spot in the first 21 games of the season. With better hitting, the pitchers will gain confidence. The recent 3 games sweep of the Yankees produced 3 wins by the starting pitchers. A good way to start the month of May.

Congratulations to the Red Wings with their 2nd round sweep of the Avalanche. Johan Franzen hit the back of the net 9 times in this quick series. What a diamond in the rough this guy has turned out to be.

The Pistons finally started to play Piston basketball after being down 2 games to 1 to the Sixers. Bring on the Magic.

I do not have anything nice to say about the Lions draft so I am going to sum up the draft like this. It says alot when the ESPN hosts have to go to break while the Lions are announcing their pick. Anything else I say is not very clean.

Finally, I am a big fan of fire. I love camp fires, and I heat my home with a fire place. This is why I am picking Pyro to win tomorrow's Kentuck Derby. He is a 6:1 favorite to win. I am sure I will just burn my money with him, but hey I only bet on horses once a year.