Define a Piece of Crap

I knew if I looked long enough on the world wide web, I would find the definition I was trying to find.

"crap1 /kræp/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[krap] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, crapped, crap·ping.
–noun
1.Vulgar.
a.excrement.
b.an act of defecation.
c.Jose Canseco
2.Slang: Sometimes Vulgar.
a.nonsense; drivel.
b.falsehood, exaggeration, propaganda, or the like.
3.refuse; rubbish; junk; litter: Will you clean up that crap!"

Does anyone take this guy seriously? Yes, I know his book "Juiced" and him were vindicated some what by all the needle poking athletes that call themselves professionals. Where does it stop with him? Reports out currently have Jose trying to extort money from Maggilo Ordonez for some kind of movie that Canseco wants to make. Jose apparently told Maggilo he would not mention him in Canseco's new book if Maggilo would give him money for the movie. What? I know Maggs does not want his name anywhere near the word steroid, but extortion is extortion. Here's hoping that Maggs takes him down. You piece of crap.

I have also heard that Jose is going to mention Andrew Selich in his next book. Andrew did hit 19 round-trippers in our softball league last summer. :)

Since I am ranting about a piece of crap, Kwame Kilpatrick, mayor of the City of Detroit, has been caught being untruthful while under oath. Read about it here. Granted this has not much to do about sports, but this just gives reporters a chance to talk about this on national shows when the NCAA comes to town for the regionals this year and Final Four next year. Thanks Kwame, you piece of crap.